Classified Ads. Hmmm....

I got a newsletter from the Ye Lion's Den Restaurant the other day. Inside the newsletter was a list of excerpts from the classified section of newspapers. I thought they were fun so I'm going to share with you what was highlighted inside the mailer.

ENJOY:

``` Illiterate? Write today for free help.
``` Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere
again.
``` Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
``` Dog for sale: Eats anything and is fond of children.
``` Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
``` Stock up and save. Limit: One
``` Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
``` For sale: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
``` Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
``` We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it caerfully by hand.
``` Great Dames for sale.
``` Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.
``` Vacation Special: Have your home exterminated
``` Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
``` Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke and drink.
``` Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.